Post #973 December 4th 2008
Maid Mary having broke the handle of her Hair Broom & hearing that Man John had a long Stick that wou'd fitt it, desir'd him to put it in for her.
My Man John had a thing that was long.
My maid Mary had a thing that was hairy.
My Man John put his thing that was Long
into my maid Mary's thing that was Hairy.
My maid Mary then stirr'd it about,
till with stirring and stirring at length it came out,
but then my Man John thrust it in once again,
and knock'd it most stoutly to make it remain;
but John with much knocking so widen'd the hole,
that his long thing slip'd out still in spight of his soul,
'till weary'd and vex'd and with knocking grown sore,
cry'd, "a Pox take the Hole for I'll knock it no more!"
Post #972 December 4th 2008
Women like being raped.
How do I know this you ask? Picture this hypothetical scenario. You, as a male, are walking home one balmy summer evening. As you are taking your chosen route down an alley the most beautiful woman you can think of, naked and covered in baby oil, jumps out and holds a knife to your neck. If you scream or try to run she digs the blade into your skin, she is crazy as fuck and probably on crack. She rubs your winkle until erection is achieved and then coils around your waist.
You have just been raped, by the woman of your dreams. Will you A) call the police, take several hours to relive the experience and create a profile or B) go home, watch TV.
In the unlikely event that there are some females on 4
you are invited to join our discussion.
Post #969 December 3rd 2008
Were brothers till the end of time
heres my shitty youtube video that im spamming everywhere:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PWjmNge4sk
Post #956 November 30th 2008
Fuck you, niggers. You've gone too far this time. It isn't funny anymore.
Post #952 November 27th 2008heh heh she was asking for it
Post #951 November 27th 2008
Suddenly:Niggers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJDWmgQQPpE
Post #938 November 23rd 2008
Shit this board is lame. Fuck you faggots!
Post #936 November 21st 2008
hello, my name is kiley tuttle and I am 19 years old
I have somewhat of a lonely life, I live alone...I dont have very many friends
well anyways I am looking for a hot guy to hang out with, maybe have some fun if you know what I mean ;)
I am 4'3, I weigh about 80lbs and I have blonde hair its dyed and I have a boob size of 34 D
if you would like to call me my number is 209-329-4771
or you can text/email my phone via sms: 2093294771@vtext.com
Maid Mary having broke the handle of her Hair Broom & hearing that Man John had a long Stick that wou'd fitt it, desir'd him to put it in for her.
Women like being raped.
Were brothers till the end of time 
Fuck you, niggers. You've gone too far this time. It isn't funny anymore.
hello, my name is kiley tuttle and I am 19 years old
