Post #840 October 10th 2008Lets rub our cocks together!
Lets rub our cocks together!
Lets rub our cocks together my young man!
Post #830 October 7th 2008
, get this. So I'm in Jacksonville Florida for business right? Well my company is apparently extremely cheap. They couldn't spend an extra $200 on a decent place for me to sleep, so I'm stuck in this seedy little motel.
Needless to say, I'm pretty pissed, so I went outside for a walk and I end up in a bar downtown. So over 9000 beers later, and I'm feeling a bit tipsy. There's this chick standing in around the pool tables in this tiny skirt. She must have been about 22 (I'm 43), but for some reason she kept looking over at me.
I kind of dismissed it, thinking that no young girl would want an older guy like me. About 20 minutes later, she sits down beside me and starts chatting me up. We talked for a while, and then I told her that my company wouldn't spend some extra money on me, so I was staying in this sleazy motel. Eventually she asked if I wanted to sleep at her place. Naturally, I jumped at the idea, and we left the bar.
So as we're walking to her house, these three guys show up. I stop, and she keeps walking and joins these thugs. So two of them rush me, and rip off my fucking jacket, and the other one pulls out a crowbar or something. I'm struggling to get the fuck away from these bastards, and I end up with my face smashed through some shops window. So while I'm through the glass, I spy this gigantic candle. This thing must've weight at least 10 pounds. It was thick as hell. So I grab the candle, and swing it at one of the guys heads and knocked him out. One of the other fucks pulls out a knife, and I'm thinking to myself, great, this fuckers got a switchblade, and I've got a candle. Jacksonville's a real fucked up place.
So this fucker with a knife lunges at me and I jump out of the way. And here's where the entire fucking night just went to hell. The guy without a knife runs up behind me an
Post #822 October 5th 2008
OH MY GOD HOW DID I GET HERE IM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER
Post #817 October 4th 2008
Hi! I heard this is a place to find some good lolcats. Thanks!
Post #813 October 1st 2008Hai
Hi, I recently got raped by my ex-bf, and I'm now I am finding it hard to go with out sex for longer than 2 days. I just wondered if
knew what was going on with me, and if anyone could relate to my situation.
Please help
ily
x
I'm @ work a lot... if you have any helpful advice you could also get me on my e-mail.
sarah.b2007@yahoo.co.uk
Post #812 October 1st 2008
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEUq3GkyzA
Make this go viral. Not for you, for your kids. Say NO to the new bailout plan!
Post #809 September 28th 2008i need the full picture of this please
Post #807 September 27th 2008Sup̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚
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Post #804 September 25th 2008
Hey Faggots,
My name is Yamato "Matt" Ishida, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at a scaled-down version of the Digital World. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had a Digimon that can kill a Dark Master in one-hit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on Aerisdies.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was in an extremely popular rock band, and my Digimon can Digivolve to Mega. What can your Digimon do, other than "sit around all day in its own Digi-filth?" I'm also an astronaut who was the first person on Mars, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO proDigious). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Post #797 September 22nd 2008
http://ninjalink.com/22807gef
Post #787 September 19th 2008NAH..BECUZ i TRiED DAT AND iT WONT LET ME...IT GOES TO DA PAGE WIT ALL DA OTHA BLOCKED STUFF...ANY1 KNOWS SUM WEBSITES I CAN USE?
Post #782 September 18th 2008i thought u can get on myspace thru here...and i cant...sum1 please help me
Post #780 September 18th 2008 I'll wait for the Admin to get online...and he'd better give me the first ban cos i've been waiting for a looooooooong time for
's ban page.
Thx in advance, Admin :)
Post #778 September 18th 2008>>776
/r/ing first b& ever on
PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PZL PLZ!!!!!
Post #776 September 18th 2008>>775
i've added a /banned/
for decorative purposes only of course....i'll see if i cant think up some way for people to be randomly sent to it.
Post #775 September 17th 2008>>772
Fuck! Oh well, i guess i can't add
to my ban collection then :(
Pity there's no ban script though, i was really looking forward to
's b&page.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEUq3GkyzA
Hey Faggots,
sometimes some satanic scene slips silently surrounding some stupid sounding spics
